Yet another relationship post. This time not by me.

I can't help but think that the last few entries I've been writing have been about relationships, but what the heck. Kudos to Magoo for this one.

4 Christian singles: "READ and LEARN!"

10. "Nice bible"
9. "I would like to pray with you"
8. "You know Jesus? Me too!"
7. "Do you need help carrying your Bible? It looks heavy."
6. "Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?"
5. "The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry,"

So...how about dinner?"
4. "Is it a sin that you stole my heart?"
3. "Nice bracelet. 'What would Jesus Date? Uh, I mean *do*'"
2. "Do you believe in Divine appointment?"
1. "Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me."

Kudos to Katzy for this one.

FOR YOU SINGLE PEOPLE OUT THERE

Years ago I asked God to send me a wife, for the Bible says "you have not because you ask not." I told the Lord not just that I wanted a wife but even explained to Him the kind of wife I was looking for. I told Him I wanted someone that was kind, tender, gentle, compassionate, loving, sincere, peaceful, generous, affectionate, understanding, passionate, warm, intelligent, humorous, sensual, & trustful. I even mentioned things I wanted her to be physically. And as time passed, I would add more things to this list of my heart`s desire for a wife.

Then one night in prayer God spoke to my heart & said..."Son, I can not give you what you`ve asked Me for."

I said, "Why not Lord?"

He replied, "For I am God & a God of righteousness & all I do is just & right."

I said, "Lord, I don`t understand why I cannot have what I have asked You for."

He replied, "Then I will explain. It would not be just & right for Me to grant to you your wish for I cannot give unto you something that you are not yourself. It would not be fair for Me to grant unto you a person that is loving if you can sometimes be hateful, or someone that is kind if you can also be mean, someone that is a forgiver & yet you can still carry a grudge, someone that is sensitive & you are yet so insensitive...

He said unto me, "Instead of wasting time trying to find someone or hoping that I will give you someone with all these qualities you seek, you should rather allow Me to take this time to allow you to become all it is that you are looking for. For I cannot give to you that which you are not."

"And if you allow Me to work upon your spirit & to shape & mold your heart as I choose then when you see the one I have for you, you will be able to say like Adam said... "She is bone of my bone & she is flesh of my flesh" for you will see yourself in her, for you both will be one flesh."

Keep this in mind. This is for all: the recently married; the ones who
have been married; the soon to get married; & the ones that are still
looking.

~Author Unknown~